Don'ts for Dancers e-bog

Following hot on the heels of the best-selling Don'ts for Husbands, Don'ts for Wives and Don'ts for Golfers this facsimile copy of the original edition contains everything youever needed to know, from what to wear at a fancy dress party to how tohold your partner during a slow dance.Advice we should all follow:"e;Don't be a martyr to your feet"e;"e;Don't dance with bent knees. Bent knees suggest an ancient cab-horseon its last pathetic stagger or a performing chimpanzee gyrating aroundits keeper"e;"e;Don't disguise yourself as a "e;Lohengrin"e; if you happen to be short andstout. This sort of thing is excusable only in an operatic tenor"e;"e;Don't straddle"e;"e;Don't, Miss Shingled, Bingled or Bobbed, please don't comb yourhair in public! It is a habit that is fast gaining ground but it is adeplorable habit. A few minutes reflection will, I am sure, convert youto the masculine point of view - it is a disgusting habit"e;