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From award-winning reporter and author of Pieces of Intelligence: The Existential Poetry of Donald H. Rumsfeld comes this collection of poems mined from the interviews, speeches, and tweets of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump.The Vicious OnesI was attacked viciouslyBy those women,Of course, its very hard for themTo attack me on looks,Because Im so good looking.But I was attacked very viciouslyBy those women.--August 9, 2015, NBCs Meet the PressStraight from the mouth of the Donald himself, this treasury of spoken poetrynot a word is changedhas been culled from nearly 30 years of interviews, speeches, tweets, and ramblings from Presidential candidate and billionaire Donald Trump. Since the 1980s, Trump has built his verses like his casinos, using only the highest quality words and phrases, regardless of cost. Hes run a real estate empire, achieved a net worth of ten billion dollars, scripted best-sellers, and starred in the top-rated TV show The Apprentice. Like a colossus, he bestrides the cultural world as if it were the bottle-strewn boardwalk of Atlantic City.But until now, Trumps poetrydelivered spontaneously in moments of enduring clarityhas gone unnoticed, (making it the only aspect of Trump to be that way.) On a regular basis, The Donald speaks, tweets and hollers his versesalways without the needless restrictions of political correctness and grammar because among world class poets, there dont be no grammar, there only be truth big time!Whether youre a Trump debunker or admirer, The Bard of the Deal will delight, shock, and entertain you. So prepare to be Trumped by the ten billion dollar poetry of the ten billion dollar bard. This is the art of the poem.