Gamer Logs into a Bar... e-bog

Gaming just got a whole lot funnier.What was the console gamer's New Year's resolution?1280x720.Why did Frogger cross the road?Because you've been playing the game for an hour and you've finally beat this level.Why would a grown-ass person want to play Pokemon Go?Wynaut?This is a joke book for anyone who knows that AAA isn't just a battery type, you don't need scissors to do some crafting and that you don't have to go outdoors to try camping.*Parental guidance: Occasional fruity language and jokes of a sexual nature*