How to Win a Fight With a Liberal e-bog

Learn to take down those Loony Lefties!Have you ever contemplated calling Homeland Security to report some hapless liberal as an enemy combatant?Or did you just want to "e;occupy"e; his mouth with your fist?No matter the flavor of your clueless left-wing adversary, here's a survival guide for anyone who's fantasized about smacking down a liberal moon bat.Learn how to: Taunt mindless Obama lovers and hopeless tax-andspenders with snappy sound bitesDetermine if you suffer from argumentile dysfunction and avoid the 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective PartisansSurvive family sparring matches, manage workplace squabbles, and learn to cope if you're sleeping with the enemyHone your BS detector to help you identify left-wing lies and crimes against logicUse liberals' words against them with a handy compilation of idiotic left-wing quotesIt's time to defend America against every godless, gun-grabbing, tax-hiking, socialism-loving, shower-avoiding lunatic in your midst.If you want to battle tree-hugging hippies, consider this your chainsaw!