I Wish I Was Billy Collins e-bog

Part standup comedy, part painfully revealing self-exploration, this is a tender, heartbreaking, hilarious book of poems about the male condition in the 21st Century. These are poems to read and reread and then to read aloud to friends. Even nonplussed strangers will smile knowingly after being ushered into Pete McLaughlin's world, laughing at his manic, self-deprecating take on the grim horror of waking up to find yourself a divorced middle-aged dude living by yourself with a cat, one given to fits of projectile vomiting. The poems range from a riff on the yearning of an "e;Angry Prius"e; who just wants to get out in the fast lane, one time, and drive all-out "e;mercilessly tailgating all comers,/ even senior citizens,"e; to the revelations of "e;Middle Age,"e; about being picked up by a woman in her sixties who "e;plays teasing, exploratory footsie beneath the tablecloth/her unblinking green-light eyes/locked mercilessly onto mine/she winks knowingly, her big toe somehow in my pocket now."e;