Mommy Madness e-bog

For the first time ever, New York Times bestselling author Stefanie Wilder-Taylors three whip-smart, practical, and hilarious parenting guidesnow in one convenient ebook collection.Covering every stage of child rearing imaginablefrom labor pains to growing pains and everywhere in betweenthis convenient ebook set offers readers access to all things parenting in one collection. The boxed set includes: Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay Friends, family, colleagues, the UPS delivery guysuddenly everybody is a trove of advice, much of it contradictory and confusing. With dire warnings of what will happen if baby is fed on demand and even direr warnings of what will happen if he isnt, not to mention hordes of militant lactivists, cosleeping advocates, and books on what to worry about next, modern parenthood can seem like a minefield. Heres how you can separate the practical from the practically certifiable. Naptime Is the New Happy Hour Once the zig-zagging hormones and endless, bleary-eyed exhaustion of the first year have worn off, youre left with the startling realization that your tiny, immobile bundle has become a rampaging toddler, complete with his or her very own, very forceful personality. How do you deal with that tiny bundle of joy thats suddenly become, like, a real person? Gummi Bears Should Not Be Organic From the moment life first drops us Hunger Gamesstyle into parenthood with just a naked, crying stranger and Google for company, were taunted with scary studies and impassioned opinions about how to do it perfectly. Youre going to need a friend to give you a shoulder to cry on when times get rough, and to give you a smack upside the head when you start replacing Goldfish crackers for kale chips. Luckily, Stefanie Wilder-Taylors in the market for a new MFF: Mom Friend Forever.