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THE SPIRITUAL DREAM One day in the 21st Century, God went unto Noah, who was living in the U. S. in Harlem, NY-and said, "e;Again, the earth has become wicked. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing and a few good humans."e; He gave Noah instructions, "e;You have 6 months to build it before I start the storms."e; Six months later, God looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard-but no Ark."e;Noah!"e; He roared, "e;Where is the Ark?"e;"e;Forgive me, God,"e; begged Noah, "e; but I needed a building permit. I've been arguing with the code inspector."e; I know you want decent humans-so I tried to test for those who are reasonably healthy. This will take a long time because most are filled with drugs of one kind or another."e;And if all that is not enough-the Dept. of Homeland Security has me under investigation for plotting to kidnap citizens."e;And you may have heard about the pathetic way FEMA handled the folks in the Super Dome after a hurricane. FEMA won't let me do any type of rescuing."e;So, forgive me, Great One, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark."e;Suddenly a rainbow stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "e;You're not going to destroy the world?"e;"e;No,"e; said God. "e;This is a new situation red tape beat me to the punch. Renewal may require a more ancient solution."e;