Art of Sledging e-bog

In these days of cricketing correctness, where codes of behaviour are being handed down by the Cricket Police, here is a salute to the good old days when games were won and lost by whatever means available.With a great one-liner on every page, this is a collection of crude, rude, famous and infamous sledges all placed within the context of the match and the rivalries on and off the pitch.Including:Merv Hughes to Graeme Hick: "e;Mate, if you just turn the bat over you'll find the instructions on the other side."e;Lillie to Gatting: "e;Hell, Gatt, move out of the way I can't see the stumps."e;Woodfull to Jardine: "e;Which one of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?"e;Warne to Cullinan: "e;I've been waiting two years for another chance to humiliate you."e; Cullinan replies: "e;Looks like you spent it eating."e;The most pathetic sledge of all time from present England Captain Kevin Petersen to Chris Gayle: "e;You're making me cross. You're making me cross. You're making me cross."e;Possibly the rudest of them all, Mark Waugh to Adam Parore: "e;Oh, I remember you from a couple of years ago in Australia. You were shit then, you're f**king useless now."e; Parore replies: "e;Yeah that's me and when I was there you were going out with the old, ugly slut and now I hear you married her. You dumb c**t."e;Even teammates have been known to sledge one another, Brian Close to Geoffrey Boycott: "e;Next bloody ball, bloody belt it or I'll wrap my bat around your bloody head."e;And the crowd is not adverse to hurling abuse either "e;Hey Tuffnell, lend us your brain we are building an idiot!"e;