Snark Handbook: Christmas Edition e-bog

Bah! Humbug! It's that time of year again.Time to spend too much, drink too much, eat too much, smile falsely, dig down deep to try and find ';good cheer,' battle crowds, try to find parking in over-crowded lots, ignore surly clerks, bartenders, waiters, valets, and parking lot attendants, all in the pursuit of that moment of happiness known throughout the world asdun, dun, dun: the Holidays. Has there ever been a time more suited to tapping into snark? With commentary, jokes, and quotes regarding Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, New Year's; on bad presents, worse in-laws, horrible children, and much more glorious excess. Enjoy such rotten sugar plums as: *; ';Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.'Victor Borge *; ';If someone screws up on their gift, there are seven more days to correct it...No awkward explanations of virgin birth...No Irving Berlin songs.'Among the Top Ten Reasons to Love Hanukkah *; ';What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.'Phyllis DillerThe Snark Handbook: Christmas Editionis destined to be a holiday classic.